"I need to have my hands surgically removed. They are on fire and Jesus Christ will give me new ones."
ohhhhkay. Are you hearing voices?
"Not voices. Just one voice. From JesusChristMyLordAndSaviorYahwehAllahGodAlmighty"
Montage of a calm, cooperative patient being changed into paper scrub garb.
One hour time lapse...
"I decided I no longer want my hands amputated and I would like to leave"
*thorough voice-over explination why the patient cant leave the hospital*
Cue the hysterics: "THIS IS THE USA I WANT MY FREEDOM! USA! USA! USA! USA!"
Grand Finale:
*Nurse K takes her bow as the rest of the staff applauds*
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